| PATSFOREVER WEEKLY SMACK |
| WEEK #12 |
| WINNERS |
| LOSERS |
| FRUITS & NUTS 116.32 |
| THE VAGABONDS 146.78 |
| MAGSMEN 72.78 |
| BILLS TEAM 89.70 |
| JULIES TEAM 76.24 |
| White Bread Rats 116.74 |
| HILL ST TOWNIES 104.96 |
| DUNGENESS DEVILS 76.60 |
| CAROLS CHAMPS 57.14 |
| TERSPATS 104.04 |
| BRIDEZILLAS 89.06 |
| CHICAGO STYLE ANYTHINGS 109.58 |
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| League Highest Score(ytd) 152.74 White Bread Rats |
| FAMILY STANDINGS: COOK'S 16-8 SACKS' 24-24 JOHNSONS' 19-29 WINNEY 8-4 FLANAGIN 5-7 |
| Week 12 Highest Score 146.78 VAGABONDS |
| Week 12 Worst Score 57.14 Carols Chumps |
| Cartoons by L. Johnson |
| RED ZONE TURKEY AWARD (earned by owner whose team has the most dismal performance CAROLS CHUMPS WHIPPED SOUNDLY BY BRIDEZILLAS (PROJECTED POINTS NOT ALWAYS ACCURATE) |
| Still ahead of the pack |
| Commish Award Bill's Team |
| WE LOVE KICKERS |
| For 12 long weeks the team Terspats Has been sitting on the top The other teams like scared cats Say we've got to make him stop But every week - lose or win He's back on top again (we've got to send this a-hole to the bottom of the sea) Playoffs are a-coming, we'll have another chance When we meet again lets hope that you'll all advance But if all goes the way it should You'll end up like the "Hood" And when the playoffs end you'll see Terspats on the top looking down at thee Sing these thoughts to the tune by Johnny Horton -- Sink the Bismark |
| GOOD LUCK TO ALL THIS WEEK AND IN THE PLAYOFFS The "Commish" out !! |