Once upon a time in the fantasy kingdom of Patsforever a
conflict developed between the so called ruler named
Ter-ror of Terspatonia and the other eleven fifedoms of the
land. It was decided that the conflict (whatever it was)
would be resolved by the winner of 16 weekly events
designed to show which ruler should become the Emperor
of Patsforever.
For historical purposes the kingdom was comprised of 12
fifedoms each ruled by a titular head with limited and
varied degrees of success. In order of importance:
Terspatonia led by Ter-ror the Terrible
Vagabondish led by Erika of Erie
Devilia led by James of Ducheness
Frutopia led by Harry of Sacksovia
Chumpivia led by Carol of Priss
Dabearvia led by Jay of Sacksovia
Bridezillon led by Shauna of Bocci
Magsnifila led by Maggi of Animalia
Jettsvilopia led by Jules of Jettsville
Hillstonham led by Mark the Jaunted
Ratsillia led by Jeff the Lesser of Sacksovia
Bumblonia led by Bill of Bumblia
After 13 weeks of extensive,hard fought competition
between the fifedoms , four rulers have been defeated and
exiled to Futility Island located on the West Coast of
Patsforever in the sea of Hasbeens. The rulers were
stripped of all their wealth. The land was gobbled up by the
remaining fifedoms, and the people were free to migrate to
any fifedom that would accept them.
The eight remaining fifedoms will continue their fight for
power in the 14th session this week.
The four exiled leaders are: Jules of Jettsville, Mark the
Jaunted, Jeff the Lesser of Sacksovia, and Bill of Bumblia.
This Weeks Competition
Ter-ror the Terrible vs Maggi of Animalia
Harry of Sacksovia vs Carol of Priss
Erika of Erie vs Shauna of Bocci
James of Ducheness vs Jay of Sacksovia
The losers will be exiled.
to be continued

